The terror alert has been raised to critical. An attack is coming.
…and now I want to end it. I want to finally finish something.
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
2013’s King & Queen of Tumblr: Benedict Cumberbatch and Jennifer Lawrence